You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: llama llama llama
You: llama llama duck
Stranger: omg no way!!!
Stranger: Here's a llama
Stranger: There's a llama
Stranger: And another liitle llama
You: fuzzy llama
You: funny llama
You: llama llama duck
Stranger: =D
You have disconnected
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well. that was a nice conversation.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: just to clear the air, you are a: a) male (not horny) looking for a
female b) female (not horny) looking for a female c) male (not horny)
looking for a male d) female (not horny) looking for a male e) male
(horny) looking for a female f) female (horny) looking for a female g)
male (horny) looking for a male h) female (horny) looking for a male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello
Stranger: just to clear the air, you are a: a) male (not horny) looking for a
female b) female (not horny) looking for a female c) male (not horny)
looking for a male d) female (not horny) looking for a male e) male
(horny) looking for a female f) female (horny) looking for a female g)
male (horny) looking for a male h) female (horny) looking for a male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Saturday, 20 March 2010
Monday, 8 March 2010
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Wednesday, 3 March 2010
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Sunday, 21 February 2010
:D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hey wanna see my blog? it has naked webcam girls from stickam, msn
You: Sadly, I'm not interested in naked women.
You: So, no thankyou.
You: I appreciate the offer, though.
You: I'm sure if you keep trying
You: someone will want
You: to read your lovely blog.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello
Stranger: hey wanna see my blog? it has naked webcam girls from stickam, msn
You: Sadly, I'm not interested in naked women.
You: So, no thankyou.
You: I appreciate the offer, though.
You: I'm sure if you keep trying
You: someone will want
You: to read your lovely blog.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Friday, 12 February 2010
Thursday, 11 February 2010
TEAheehee.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Tea, Winston?
Stranger: my cock is so hard, care for a ride?
You: That does not answer the question that I asked, Winston.
You: Would you like some of my tea?
Stranger: no thankyou
You: What about biscuits?
You: I have your favourite.
You: Biscuits!
Stranger: would you like some of my jism?
Stranger: ill take a biscuit but only if i can butter yours
You: We don't have butter in this house, Winston.
You: It's bead for your heart.
You: bad*
You: Now, go and get dressed.
You: We must get ready for shopping.
You: I hear that Georgina has been stealking oranges from the supermarket again.
Stranger: not before i get a blow job
You: Silly woman.
You: She can't go anywhere without urinating or stealing something.
You: And, no, Winston.
You: No blow jobs.
You: Thats not that way I roll.
Stranger: fine ill just fuck your ass
Stranger: weather u like it or not
You: No, Winston.
You: You shan't.
You: I am wearing my metal panties.
You: I got the special from the doctor after you got like this last time.
You: I WILL NOT HAVE MY ANUS BROKEN AGAIN.
Stranger: good thing i have bolt cutters
Stranger: im going to
Stranger: get over it
You: No. I refuse to let you into my pants again.
You: We must go and see to Georgina and her oranges. GET DRESSED.
Stranger: ah i just fucked u
You: Winston, you're imagining sex again, aren't you.
You: Sex don'ts work like that, dear.
Stranger: fuck you bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected
You: Tea, Winston?
Stranger: my cock is so hard, care for a ride?
You: That does not answer the question that I asked, Winston.
You: Would you like some of my tea?
Stranger: no thankyou
You: What about biscuits?
You: I have your favourite.
You: Biscuits!
Stranger: would you like some of my jism?
Stranger: ill take a biscuit but only if i can butter yours
You: We don't have butter in this house, Winston.
You: It's bead for your heart.
You: bad*
You: Now, go and get dressed.
You: We must get ready for shopping.
You: I hear that Georgina has been stealking oranges from the supermarket again.
Stranger: not before i get a blow job
You: Silly woman.
You: She can't go anywhere without urinating or stealing something.
You: And, no, Winston.
You: No blow jobs.
You: Thats not that way I roll.
Stranger: fine ill just fuck your ass
Stranger: weather u like it or not
You: No, Winston.
You: You shan't.
You: I am wearing my metal panties.
You: I got the special from the doctor after you got like this last time.
You: I WILL NOT HAVE MY ANUS BROKEN AGAIN.
Stranger: good thing i have bolt cutters
Stranger: im going to
Stranger: get over it
You: No. I refuse to let you into my pants again.
You: We must go and see to Georgina and her oranges. GET DRESSED.
Stranger: ah i just fucked u
You: Winston, you're imagining sex again, aren't you.
You: Sex don'ts work like that, dear.
Stranger: fuck you bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Tuesday, 9 February 2010
owl, cat or toad.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can we find all this in london?
You: If you know where to go go go go go
You: Go go go go go
You: Go go go go go
You: If you know where to go
Stranger: right then
You: Mmhm.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Can we find all this in london?
You: If you know where to go go go go go
You: Go go go go go
You: Go go go go go
You: If you know where to go
Stranger: right then
You: Mmhm.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: rawr!
Stranger: rawr?
You: yes. Rawrrrr :D
Stranger: horny/
Stranger: ?
You: No. Dinosaur.
You: Herbivore?
Stranger: horny dinosaur?
You: No. Just a dinosaur.
Stranger: Dinos turn me on
You: Then you have a problem, my friend.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: rawr!
Stranger: rawr?
You: yes. Rawrrrr :D
Stranger: horny/
Stranger: ?
You: No. Dinosaur.
You: Herbivore?
Stranger: horny dinosaur?
You: No. Just a dinosaur.
Stranger: Dinos turn me on
You: Then you have a problem, my friend.
You have disconnected.
Monday, 8 February 2010
Sunday, 7 February 2010
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What was your favorite book as a child?
I had this book about a Postman who had to deliver christmas cards, and you could open the envelopes and see what he was delivering. My "younger family" got hold of it and ruined it.
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When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Nurse, Author, Artist, Vet, Teacher.. All those things that kids want to be. Now, I want to be a FIRETRUCK. :D
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Why are you suddenly obsessed with Tokio Hotel?
I played Monsoon on Guitar Hero and was like "I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG" and then I got a load more songs and was like omnomnom.
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If you had to throw away either your TV or your computer, which would you choose?
my TV. There's TV on my computer.
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If you could go on a road trip with any person, dead or alive, who would it be and where would you go?
I would go on a trip to yorkshire pudding with the Reinbold ;)
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If he drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodca drink and he drinks a lager drink, what is the next drink that he will drink?
I believe, the next drink is a coffee drink. I think.
Of, if you're Homer Simpson "When i have to pee, I use the kitchen sink"
I SING A SONG THAT REMINDS ME I'M A URINATING GUY.
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If you got knocked down could you get up again? Are they ever gonna keep you down?
Well, I get knocked down, but I do get up again. I don't think that they're ever gonna keep me down.
Thursday, 28 January 2010
*giggles*
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Quick!
You: Look over there!
You: Behind you!
Stranger: oh fuck hes gott me!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: What? The raptor GOT YOU?
You: Dude, you're dead.
You: I'm leaving.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Quick!
You: Look over there!
You: Behind you!
Stranger: oh fuck hes gott me!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: What? The raptor GOT YOU?
You: Dude, you're dead.
You: I'm leaving.
You have disconnected.
the poor boy thought that was really me.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: can i get some pics
You: Yeah, sure.
You: Let me get you a link ;)
Stranger: are you a girl
You: Yes.
Stranger: ight ima dude
Stranger: 15 years old
You: here you go
You: http://milocat.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/ham.jpg
Stranger: uh ok hold up
Stranger: nice
Stranger: but how bout a picture of you ;]
You: oh. was that what you meant?
You: hold on, baby ;)
Stranger: i wanna jizz on you if your hot
You: here
You: http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff87/TealSabre/UglyMan.jpg&imgrefurl=http://andrewsendlessramblings.blogspot.com/2009/02/4-worst-and-best-things-about-working.html&usg=__k9IMdU4aqrP43-SspStDXbIUr4w=&h=270&w=270&sz=40&hl=en&start=26&um=1&tbnid=Nf8SYHOGL-569M:&tbnh=113&tbnw=113&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dugly%2Bman%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D18%26um%3D1
You: I'm a supermodel, y'know.
Stranger: AHAHHAHA
Stranger: sick
Stranger: i hope thats not really you
You: no. it isn't.
Stranger: you must feel lonely if that you
Stranger: was you*
You: I'm just messing with you.
Stranger: ight
Stranger: well heres a pic of me
Stranger: hold on
You have disconnected
You: Hello!
Stranger: can i get some pics
You: Yeah, sure.
You: Let me get you a link ;)
Stranger: are you a girl
You: Yes.
Stranger: ight ima dude
Stranger: 15 years old
You: here you go
You: http://milocat.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/ham.jpg
Stranger: uh ok hold up
Stranger: nice
Stranger: but how bout a picture of you ;]
You: oh. was that what you meant?
You: hold on, baby ;)
Stranger: i wanna jizz on you if your hot
You: here
You: http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff87/TealSabre/UglyMan.jpg&imgrefurl=http://andrewsendlessramblings.blogspot.com/2009/02/4-worst-and-best-things-about-working.html&usg=__k9IMdU4aqrP43-SspStDXbIUr4w=&h=270&w=270&sz=40&hl=en&start=26&um=1&tbnid=Nf8SYHOGL-569M:&tbnh=113&tbnw=113&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dugly%2Bman%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D18%26um%3D1
You: I'm a supermodel, y'know.
Stranger: AHAHHAHA
Stranger: sick
Stranger: i hope thats not really you
You: no. it isn't.
Stranger: you must feel lonely if that you
Stranger: was you*
You: I'm just messing with you.
Stranger: ight
Stranger: well heres a pic of me
Stranger: hold on
You have disconnected
I was gonna go all Godchild on their ass.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: alexis?
You: Yes.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: simon
You: Who?
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello
Stranger: alexis?
You: Yes.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: simon
You: Who?
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wednesday, 13 January 2010
I deserved that, Pikachu is awesome.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Gyarados, I choose you! *sends out pokemon*
Stranger: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
You: Pfft. A Pikachu. How original xD
You: Gyarados, come back. Absol, I choose you! *sends out pokemon*
Stranger: The original and the best
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Gyarados, I choose you! *sends out pokemon*
Stranger: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
You: Pfft. A Pikachu. How original xD
You: Gyarados, come back. Absol, I choose you! *sends out pokemon*
Stranger: The original and the best
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So much better than a Magikarp.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: what do you wanna fight or something?
You: No. Unless you got some pokemon.
You: Then I'll fight.
Stranger: maybe i do
Stranger: pikachu will fuck you up
You: Gyarados, I choose you! *sends out pokemon*
You: Use dragon rage!
You: Pikachu is gone now.
You have disconnected.
You: Hello
Stranger: what do you wanna fight or something?
You: No. Unless you got some pokemon.
You: Then I'll fight.
Stranger: maybe i do
Stranger: pikachu will fuck you up
You: Gyarados, I choose you! *sends out pokemon*
You: Use dragon rage!
You: Pikachu is gone now.
You have disconnected.
What's wrong with children's card games?!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hi do u wna trade dirty pics if u are a horny girl? x
You: Umm, No. I don't think I do. I'll gladly trade Yu-Gi-Oh/Pokemon cards, though.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello!
Stranger: hi do u wna trade dirty pics if u are a horny girl? x
You: Umm, No. I don't think I do. I'll gladly trade Yu-Gi-Oh/Pokemon cards, though.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I felt that was a good place to end it, my Pirate Talk was starting to go downhill.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Argh!
You: Oi, you. I boarded ye ship, and I demant te' speak to the Cap'n!
Stranger: Hi ;]
You: O, Now ye show yer face. Argh.
Stranger: what ?;DD
You: What ye be wantin' to yap abaout, ye scallywag?
Stranger: where are u from?
You: I be not from nowhere, lass or lad, whatever ye be. I sail the seven seas aboard me ship lookin' for trasures to take for me keepin'
Stranger: Im lass
Stranger: ;p
You: Argh, and a pretty lass ye be too.
Stranger: u boy or girl?
You: I be a man. And a manly one at that, yargh!
Stranger: so how old are u?;p
You: I be 20 years young, and married ot the sea herself.
Stranger: i see..
You: Yargh. I only see from one eye.
Stranger: and u havent one leg?:D
You: Yargh, I have both me legs, but one is a tad creaky after my ship crashed into the shallows of an island.
You: I fell down, y'see.
You: Waaayy down.
You: Down some stairs.
You have disconnected.
You: Argh!
You: Oi, you. I boarded ye ship, and I demant te' speak to the Cap'n!
Stranger: Hi ;]
You: O, Now ye show yer face. Argh.
Stranger: what ?;DD
You: What ye be wantin' to yap abaout, ye scallywag?
Stranger: where are u from?
You: I be not from nowhere, lass or lad, whatever ye be. I sail the seven seas aboard me ship lookin' for trasures to take for me keepin'
Stranger: Im lass
Stranger: ;p
You: Argh, and a pretty lass ye be too.
Stranger: u boy or girl?
You: I be a man. And a manly one at that, yargh!
Stranger: so how old are u?;p
You: I be 20 years young, and married ot the sea herself.
Stranger: i see..
You: Yargh. I only see from one eye.
Stranger: and u havent one leg?:D
You: Yargh, I have both me legs, but one is a tad creaky after my ship crashed into the shallows of an island.
You: I fell down, y'see.
You: Waaayy down.
You: Down some stairs.
You have disconnected.
This guy fails.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f ?
You: f
Stranger: :D
You: Large smile?
Stranger: heah:)
You: oookay..
Stranger: :D
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/m/uk
Stranger: wasup
Stranger: i found a great line
You: Okay
Stranger: 'i have a good enough smile to fit your dick :D'
Stranger: horny?
You: Oh. I thought you said it was great?
Stranger: if your not an idiot who wont take a girl when u get her -.-
1) Does the last line make sense?
2) He used the wrong "You're"
3) He didn't realised, that I told him I was a girl, then when asked asl, I put male.
I WIN.
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f ?
You: f
Stranger: :D
You: Large smile?
Stranger: heah:)
You: oookay..
Stranger: :D
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/m/uk
Stranger: wasup
Stranger: i found a great line
You: Okay
Stranger: 'i have a good enough smile to fit your dick :D'
Stranger: horny?
You: Oh. I thought you said it was great?
Stranger: if your not an idiot who wont take a girl when u get her -.-
1) Does the last line make sense?
2) He used the wrong "You're"
3) He didn't realised, that I told him I was a girl, then when asked asl, I put male.
I WIN.
Owned.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy sexxxy, 15 male, im bi and i wanna cyber, ill do anything sexual
You: Will you now?
You: I have this fetish.
Stranger: ok
You: I'm into coconut.
You: I think coconuts are sexy.
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: r u horny?
You: Are you a coconut?
Stranger: yes i am
You: Wonderful.
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: I don't see how you can.
You: Coconuts don't have arms!
You have disconnected.
Stranger: heyy sexxxy, 15 male, im bi and i wanna cyber, ill do anything sexual
You: Will you now?
You: I have this fetish.
Stranger: ok
You: I'm into coconut.
You: I think coconuts are sexy.
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: r u horny?
You: Are you a coconut?
Stranger: yes i am
You: Wonderful.
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: I don't see how you can.
You: Coconuts don't have arms!
You have disconnected.
...and the Machine would have been nice.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Florence!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Florence!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oh Enoby, how I wish I was you. Or not...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: asl?
You: Yeah, okay.
Stranger: Hi
You: Sixteen, Female from England.
Stranger: 17, m, finland
Stranger: how dou look?
Stranger: ?
You: I'm very pale. I have long black hair with red tips and purple bits. I'm a goff. I'm wearing a low cut corsetty shirt with baggy pants that say MCR all over them and I'm wearing lots of makeup and red lipstick.
You: Also, I'm a vampire.
Stranger: do you have a pussy?
You: I have a thingy, yeah.
Stranger: arrombada?
You: i dont know aht they means.
Stranger: forget
You: you could put your thingy in mine and we can HAVE SEX and dumblydore will be there.
Stranger: do you have msn
Stranger: ?
You: No.
Stranger: entao vai come seu pai
Stranger: e mete o a sua thingy nele
Stranger: otario
You: I'm at hogwarts. Hogwarts only allows omegle because it's full of piser preps.
You: poser*
Stranger: meen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello!
Stranger: asl?
You: Yeah, okay.
Stranger: Hi
You: Sixteen, Female from England.
Stranger: 17, m, finland
Stranger: how dou look?
Stranger: ?
You: I'm very pale. I have long black hair with red tips and purple bits. I'm a goff. I'm wearing a low cut corsetty shirt with baggy pants that say MCR all over them and I'm wearing lots of makeup and red lipstick.
You: Also, I'm a vampire.
Stranger: do you have a pussy?
You: I have a thingy, yeah.
Stranger: arrombada?
You: i dont know aht they means.
Stranger: forget
You: you could put your thingy in mine and we can HAVE SEX and dumblydore will be there.
Stranger: do you have msn
Stranger: ?
You: No.
Stranger: entao vai come seu pai
Stranger: e mete o a sua thingy nele
Stranger: otario
You: I'm at hogwarts. Hogwarts only allows omegle because it's full of piser preps.
You: poser*
Stranger: meen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I don't think that's what he meant.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: show your pussy
You: I don't have one, I've got a dog. My mum won't let me get a cat.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: show your pussy
You: I don't have one, I've got a dog. My mum won't let me get a cat.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Tuesday, 12 January 2010
Hi, if you actually visited our blog, this is for you! :D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ALRIGHT COLIN
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: It is alright
You: oh
ok
how is the sky these days
You: and the soup
Stranger: The soup is a bit cold, but the sky is blue and beautiful, just like you
You: i'm not blue. JUST PALE.
hello. i am mathilde. who are you?
Stranger: I think yhou look blue!
Stranger: I'm Fred, that's my nickname anyways.
You: microwave yourself, my ipod says. i say no! i am the right amount of paleness!
Right Said Fred?
Stranger: Yes, cuz I'm too sexy
You: for your shirt? you must be awfully cold in thjis weather.
Stranger: You look like Twilight people?
You: FUCK NO
Stranger: Do you sparkle too?
You: i like glitter though
Stranger: So you do sparkle?
You: no, i just attack other people with it. i'm too short for them to realise who it is.
Stranger: So you're like....
Stranger: A horse?
Stranger: A mini horse!
You: YOU FIGURED ME OUT
You: dammit
Stranger: What can I say?
You: my mother was a unicorn
my father, a gnome
You: from narnia.
Stranger: I'm too sexy for your smartness
You: it was cold
You: obviously so
Stranger: But the winter is over in Narnia now
You: no, we're the uk. not narnia. we're not that cool.
You: also the queen isn't aslan
Stranger: I love the UK!
You: i don't think
You: ooh
You: are you...american?
Stranger: The queen looks like Aslan
Stranger: Norwegian
You: ACE
You: you won eurovision
Stranger: Oh no
Stranger: HE CAN BUUUUURN! :(
You: oh fine
Stranger: Don't say that you like him? o.O
You: my friend is getting a little bored. she's watching me type. i should go home soon. i'll probably give you my email at the end of this bevcause uh, you're cool.
You: and no, i don't
Stranger: Good
Stranger: She is bored?
Stranger: YOU CAN'T BE BORED ON OMEGLE! o.O
Stranger: DISGRACE!
You: she's making me listen to busted
and i suppose not. too many guys to spam.
http://omeglediaries.blogspot.com
You: thayt's us.
Stranger: NB! I like caps lock
You: ME TOO.
Stranger: Busted sucks :(
You: i like that guy's eyebrows though
Stranger: Uhm, the blonde one with very dark eyebrows?
You: i don't know
but i have a guy in my maths class who looks like him
Stranger: Maybe it is him?
You: maybe. i don't know. he's very popular. i don't go to his parties though. they're filled with semi-naked girls. i'm too busy being glittery y'see. and tending to my mother, the unicorn in my shed.
Stranger: Have you been to Planet Unicorn?
You: once
You: when i was very young
Stranger: I love that place <3
You: my father disapproved, of course
Stranger: Grumpy people
You: i was fed turkish delight as punishment.
Stranger: Poor you!
You: i know.
Stranger: Are you ok?
You: i suppose
it damaged my childhood though
Stranger: At least you have a childhood
You: i shoul,d really be leaving anyjhow
soon i will have to head home to tend the goats
DON'T FUCKING RICKROLL ME, EMMA.
I AM TYPING WITH GLOVES ON. IT IS DIFFICULT.
You: byebye! you should add me though.
Stranger: Baii, I will!
You have disconnected.
You: ALRIGHT COLIN
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: It is alright
You: oh
ok
how is the sky these days
You: and the soup
Stranger: The soup is a bit cold, but the sky is blue and beautiful, just like you
You: i'm not blue. JUST PALE.
hello. i am mathilde. who are you?
Stranger: I think yhou look blue!
Stranger: I'm Fred, that's my nickname anyways.
You: microwave yourself, my ipod says. i say no! i am the right amount of paleness!
Right Said Fred?
Stranger: Yes, cuz I'm too sexy
You: for your shirt? you must be awfully cold in thjis weather.
Stranger: You look like Twilight people?
You: FUCK NO
Stranger: Do you sparkle too?
You: i like glitter though
Stranger: So you do sparkle?
You: no, i just attack other people with it. i'm too short for them to realise who it is.
Stranger: So you're like....
Stranger: A horse?
Stranger: A mini horse!
You: YOU FIGURED ME OUT
You: dammit
Stranger: What can I say?
You: my mother was a unicorn
my father, a gnome
You: from narnia.
Stranger: I'm too sexy for your smartness
You: it was cold
You: obviously so
Stranger: But the winter is over in Narnia now
You: no, we're the uk. not narnia. we're not that cool.
You: also the queen isn't aslan
Stranger: I love the UK!
You: i don't think
You: ooh
You: are you...american?
Stranger: The queen looks like Aslan
Stranger: Norwegian
You: ACE
You: you won eurovision
Stranger: Oh no
Stranger: HE CAN BUUUUURN! :(
You: oh fine
Stranger: Don't say that you like him? o.O
You: my friend is getting a little bored. she's watching me type. i should go home soon. i'll probably give you my email at the end of this bevcause uh, you're cool.
You: and no, i don't
Stranger: Good
Stranger: She is bored?
Stranger: YOU CAN'T BE BORED ON OMEGLE! o.O
Stranger: DISGRACE!
You: she's making me listen to busted
and i suppose not. too many guys to spam.
http://omeglediaries.blogspot.com
You: thayt's us.
Stranger: NB! I like caps lock
You: ME TOO.
Stranger: Busted sucks :(
You: i like that guy's eyebrows though
Stranger: Uhm, the blonde one with very dark eyebrows?
You: i don't know
but i have a guy in my maths class who looks like him
Stranger: Maybe it is him?
You: maybe. i don't know. he's very popular. i don't go to his parties though. they're filled with semi-naked girls. i'm too busy being glittery y'see. and tending to my mother, the unicorn in my shed.
Stranger: Have you been to Planet Unicorn?
You: once
You: when i was very young
Stranger: I love that place <3
You: my father disapproved, of course
Stranger: Grumpy people
You: i was fed turkish delight as punishment.
Stranger: Poor you!
You: i know.
Stranger: Are you ok?
You: i suppose
it damaged my childhood though
Stranger: At least you have a childhood
You: i shoul,d really be leaving anyjhow
soon i will have to head home to tend the goats
DON'T FUCKING RICKROLL ME, EMMA.
I AM TYPING WITH GLOVES ON. IT IS DIFFICULT.
You: byebye! you should add me though.
Stranger: Baii, I will!
You have disconnected.
I bet he wasn't. Or maybe he was, and I'm missing out. ;)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi I'm 16, m, wanna go on cam, you wanna see me?
You: Not really. However, I'm sure you're very attractive, I just don't feel like it today.
You: Bye now (:
You have disconnected.
Stranger: Hi I'm 16, m, wanna go on cam, you wanna see me?
You: Not really. However, I'm sure you're very attractive, I just don't feel like it today.
You: Bye now (:
You have disconnected.
PRO SPORTS OR NOTHIN'
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey what's up? are you a pro sports fan?
You: No. I'm not.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey what's up? are you a pro sports fan?
You: No. I'm not.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
He may have been a nice guy, but I'm not a nice girl.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: ?
You: F
Stranger: msn
Stranger: ?
You: yeah
You: gofindsomeoneelsetowhoreout@fuckyou.co.uk
You: Byee (:
You have disconnected.
You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: ?
You: F
Stranger: msn
Stranger: ?
You: yeah
You: gofindsomeoneelsetowhoreout@fuckyou.co.uk
You: Byee (:
You have disconnected.
I honestly can't decide if this guy was serious or not.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: im a dude, just lettin u knwo
You: Okeydokey.
Stranger: so dont hit on me, cuz i know im a sexy perosn
Stranger: im not a piece of meat in this world.
Stranger: im a human too u knwo!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: this nice firm ass didnt get me the lambo in the driveway, ok maybe it did..but thats besides the point
You: Okay. I shall try my hardest not to molest you over the internet. It's gonna be hard keeping my cyber hands away from you/ ;)
Stranger: im human.
Stranger: put a condom on the mouse
Stranger: i dont want no viruses
You: Ahh, i cannot. It's a trackpad.
Stranger: aaaah crapp
Stranger: put a bunch of mountain dew on it
Stranger: itll kill the geww
You: IN england, no mountain dew
You: I have red bull. Will that do?
Stranger: you guys need mountain dew
You: I know. I had it once.
Stranger: maybe, how about a monster?
Stranger: red bull and vodka will make it worse
You: No vodka. Just the red bull. and it's not even real red bull. it's imitation stuff.
Stranger: damn it! its blue cow
You: "Red Zone" ;)
Stranger: ima create that drink and itll be gross.
Stranger: red zone from mountain dew?
You: I dunno :L
Stranger: Mountain dew has one called "red code"
Stranger: its really good
Stranger: how is england?
Stranger: snowing?
You: Snowing everywhere but where I live. We got the least of it :\
Stranger: where im at, we get nothing but sun rays hitting us in the face.
Stranger: what time is it out there?
You: quarter past 8.
Stranger: crap
Stranger: its 12pm here
You: oh wow.
Stranger: 8 at night?
You: yeah.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: alright pal suck one and youll be happy k.
Stranger: suck it easy
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello
Stranger: im a dude, just lettin u knwo
You: Okeydokey.
Stranger: so dont hit on me, cuz i know im a sexy perosn
Stranger: im not a piece of meat in this world.
Stranger: im a human too u knwo!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: this nice firm ass didnt get me the lambo in the driveway, ok maybe it did..but thats besides the point
You: Okay. I shall try my hardest not to molest you over the internet. It's gonna be hard keeping my cyber hands away from you/ ;)
Stranger: im human.
Stranger: put a condom on the mouse
Stranger: i dont want no viruses
You: Ahh, i cannot. It's a trackpad.
Stranger: aaaah crapp
Stranger: put a bunch of mountain dew on it
Stranger: itll kill the geww
You: IN england, no mountain dew
You: I have red bull. Will that do?
Stranger: you guys need mountain dew
You: I know. I had it once.
Stranger: maybe, how about a monster?
Stranger: red bull and vodka will make it worse
You: No vodka. Just the red bull. and it's not even real red bull. it's imitation stuff.
Stranger: damn it! its blue cow
You: "Red Zone" ;)
Stranger: ima create that drink and itll be gross.
Stranger: red zone from mountain dew?
You: I dunno :L
Stranger: Mountain dew has one called "red code"
Stranger: its really good
Stranger: how is england?
Stranger: snowing?
You: Snowing everywhere but where I live. We got the least of it :\
Stranger: where im at, we get nothing but sun rays hitting us in the face.
Stranger: what time is it out there?
You: quarter past 8.
Stranger: crap
Stranger: its 12pm here
You: oh wow.
Stranger: 8 at night?
You: yeah.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: alright pal suck one and youll be happy k.
Stranger: suck it easy
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I don't think I gave him the answer he wanted.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi ı m male with msn
You: Wonderful. I hope you like that messenger.
Stranger: dou have ıt ?
You: I do indeed. I think it's rather spiffy. I use it a lot.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi ı m male with msn
You: Wonderful. I hope you like that messenger.
Stranger: dou have ıt ?
You: I do indeed. I think it's rather spiffy. I use it a lot.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
apparently, they can't.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: guh. i hate asl. can't you thnk of a more interesting way to ask?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: asl
You: guh. i hate asl. can't you thnk of a more interesting way to ask?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Monday, 11 January 2010
images of importance.
I don't know what language that was, but they don't like Dumblydore.
Not easy to see, but Mabuilda was having a rant at a blatent pedo.
Win.
From uranus. Mmmhm.
Yep. This actually happened.
that dang dingo.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 'lo bob
Stranger: hey
Stranger: from?
You: alaskaaaa
You: where the sea lions rule
You: with an iron paw
Stranger: wow
You: CLUNK
You: you killed a fish
You: goddammit
You: fish and chips, guv'nor?
You: A DINGO ATE MY BABY
Stranger: hahaha
You: streuth.
Stranger: i'm from indonesia
You: wonderful (;
Stranger: yup
You: are there unicorns?
You: i've been searching all over
You: but dammit
You: nothing
Stranger: nope unicorns but only Rhinoceros sondaicus
You: rhinos are just fat unicorns.
You: apologies for my friend
You: SHE DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE SEA LIONS AND UNICORNS
Stranger: Javan Rhinoceros
You: personally i believe we should shun her
You: discuss.
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FRIEND? WE'RE THE SAME PERSON. HAM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: 'lo bob
Stranger: hey
Stranger: from?
You: alaskaaaa
You: where the sea lions rule
You: with an iron paw
Stranger: wow
You: CLUNK
You: you killed a fish
You: goddammit
You: fish and chips, guv'nor?
You: A DINGO ATE MY BABY
Stranger: hahaha
You: streuth.
Stranger: i'm from indonesia
You: wonderful (;
Stranger: yup
You: are there unicorns?
You: i've been searching all over
You: but dammit
You: nothing
Stranger: nope unicorns but only Rhinoceros sondaicus
You: rhinos are just fat unicorns.
You: apologies for my friend
You: SHE DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE SEA LIONS AND UNICORNS
Stranger: Javan Rhinoceros
You: personally i believe we should shun her
You: discuss.
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FRIEND? WE'RE THE SAME PERSON. HAM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
they was very confused.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: IT'S OVER 9000!
Stranger: what is
You: OVER 9000!
Stranger: pounds?
Stranger: dollars?
Stranger: lbs
Stranger: feet?
You: no. it's just OVER 9000!
Stranger: can i have it
You: are you a good boy?
Stranger: yes
You: good to know. alright then. MMM MENTOS
Stranger: the fresh maker?
You: i don't know
You: i've confused even myself
You: WHAT'S GOING ON.
Stranger: are you high too?
You: i'm not high
You: bumder.
You: infact i'm quite short
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: IT'S OVER 9000!
Stranger: what is
You: OVER 9000!
Stranger: pounds?
Stranger: dollars?
Stranger: lbs
Stranger: feet?
You: no. it's just OVER 9000!
Stranger: can i have it
You: are you a good boy?
Stranger: yes
You: good to know. alright then. MMM MENTOS
Stranger: the fresh maker?
You: i don't know
You: i've confused even myself
You: WHAT'S GOING ON.
Stranger: are you high too?
You: i'm not high
You: bumder.
You: infact i'm quite short
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
say hello, you're talking to horace.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i m male 14 italian looking for a girl normal 14 or 15 or 16 or 17
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: i like young boys
Stranger: ok and u r ?
You: my name a horace. i'm 57 and i like long walks on the beach and mystery novels.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i m male 14 italian looking for a girl normal 14 or 15 or 16 or 17
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: i like young boys
Stranger: ok and u r ?
You: my name a horace. i'm 57 and i like long walks on the beach and mystery novels.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
short and sweet
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: we can fight our desires
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi asl?
You: we can fight our desires
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
oh shit, it's old gregg.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: mmm. creeeameh
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: oh, sorry. my keyboard went funny.
You: helloo (:
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: STOP THAT
Stranger: go get ****
You: get ***? stars? yay!
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: STOPPIT
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGGI/'M OLD GREEEEGGGI/'M OLD GREEEEGGGI/'M OLD GREEEEGGGI/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
Stranger: fuck u
You: go on then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: asl
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: mmm. creeeameh
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: oh, sorry. my keyboard went funny.
You: helloo (:
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: STOP THAT
Stranger: go get ****
You: get ***? stars? yay!
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: STOPPIT
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
You: I/'M OLD GREEEEGGGI/'M OLD GREEEEGGGI/'M OLD GREEEEGGGI/'M OLD GREEEEGGGI/'M OLD GREEEEGGG
Stranger: fuck u
You: go on then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
miss reinbold's sociology boy ;)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: whats up
You: the sky
You: is
You: up
You: you
You: cretin
You: VOWELS.
Stranger: in sociology class
You: APOSTROPHES EVEN
Stranger: mad boring
You: i want to do psychology
You: not
You: sociology
Stranger: sociology is alright
You: my name is mathilde. i don't like sociology.
Stranger: were learing about deviance and crimes
You: yeah well psychology you can figure out criminals.
You: i like you. you're more interesting than the other bumders on here.
Stranger: hahahha im a dude
You: WAIT WHY ARE YOU ON THIS DURING CLASS
Stranger: cause im bored
You: and i'm a girl. i worked out that you were a boy.
Stranger: and its a college they dont give a shit
You: psychology. human behaviour analysis. geddit?
You: i'm in england. they're not goffick here. they give shits i think.
Stranger: hahahha true true
Stranger: do u know were im from? ms psychology
You: college. so. if you're english, you're...16/17/18? american, i don't know, i don't know what the fuck that school system works on. i'm 15. i'm very interesting. you should talk to me.
Stranger: im 18 and american
Stranger: my freshman year in school
You: "way to toot your own horn reinbold"
i confess, my friend and i are on this as a joke. i genuinely find you interesting though.
and fuck.
i don't know anything about america. went there for a week.
Stranger: thats cool america is pretty sick
Stranger: its alot of funb
Stranger: im going to europe this up comming summer
You: the uk is a letdown. they promised tea. instead, i get coffee. bollocks to that.
Stranger: hahahaa
Stranger: what kind of bands do u like
You: i like everything. honestly. i like imogen heap. she's pretty ace. and...mumford & sons. anyway, i have to go now, my friend's getting bored. you should totally email me or something though.
bye mr sociology :-)
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: whats up
You: the sky
You: is
You: up
You: you
You: cretin
You: VOWELS.
Stranger: in sociology class
You: APOSTROPHES EVEN
Stranger: mad boring
You: i want to do psychology
You: not
You: sociology
Stranger: sociology is alright
You: my name is mathilde. i don't like sociology.
Stranger: were learing about deviance and crimes
You: yeah well psychology you can figure out criminals.
You: i like you. you're more interesting than the other bumders on here.
Stranger: hahahha im a dude
You: WAIT WHY ARE YOU ON THIS DURING CLASS
Stranger: cause im bored
You: and i'm a girl. i worked out that you were a boy.
Stranger: and its a college they dont give a shit
You: psychology. human behaviour analysis. geddit?
You: i'm in england. they're not goffick here. they give shits i think.
Stranger: hahahha true true
Stranger: do u know were im from? ms psychology
You: college. so. if you're english, you're...16/17/18? american, i don't know, i don't know what the fuck that school system works on. i'm 15. i'm very interesting. you should talk to me.
Stranger: im 18 and american
Stranger: my freshman year in school
You: "way to toot your own horn reinbold"
i confess, my friend and i are on this as a joke. i genuinely find you interesting though.
and fuck.
i don't know anything about america. went there for a week.
Stranger: thats cool america is pretty sick
Stranger: its alot of funb
Stranger: im going to europe this up comming summer
You: the uk is a letdown. they promised tea. instead, i get coffee. bollocks to that.
Stranger: hahahaa
Stranger: what kind of bands do u like
You: i like everything. honestly. i like imogen heap. she's pretty ace. and...mumford & sons. anyway, i have to go now, my friend's getting bored. you should totally email me or something though.
bye mr sociology :-)
You have disconnected.
revenge of the milfs
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: So, Into MILFS?
Stranger: I am one lol
You: Me too. (:
Stranger: 28 f uk
You: Just last week i lured some 18 year old boy into my house. All i had to say was "FREE ICECREAM"
Stranger: U?
You: 52/m/uk
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Stranger: Hi
You: So, Into MILFS?
Stranger: I am one lol
You: Me too. (:
Stranger: 28 f uk
You: Just last week i lured some 18 year old boy into my house. All i had to say was "FREE ICECREAM"
Stranger: U?
You: 52/m/uk
Your conversational partner has disconnected
post one. a story of epicness
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Lisa?
You: No, Mary.
Stranger: Oh, Mary.
Stranger: We need to talk.
You: What.. about..
You: Have I done somthing? D:
Stranger: I know about the murders, Mary.
You: What Murders?! >.>
Stranger: Don't lie. You know exactly what I'm talking abou.
Stranger: *about.
You: I'm Sorry... I just couldn't stop. First is was Mike, he was such a dick. He annoyed me, and there was a club..
You: Then Megan. She's a slut. I used fire.
You: Please don't tell anyone!
Stranger: I have to, Mary. The cops have to know.
You: But... I'll run away!
You: They'll nevertake me alive!
Stranger: I'll help them. They will get you.
You: No! No they won't. I have powers. Crazy powers, Man!
You: I'll I'll kill you too!
Stranger: Lies! All you're telling is LIES!
You: No, I'm not! I can do things. Weird things. WIth my mind.
You: I can move things. And objects talk to me.
Stranger: You're crazy!
You: You don't understand!
You: No one does!
Stranger: Fine. Explain it to me. Make me understand.
You: Okay. Well... It's hard to explain. First my eyes hurt. Then my vision went funny.
You: Then i heard voices.
You: They got louder when i got close to things.
You: The mixer in the Kitchen likes mixing cakes more than cookies
You: And the vaccuum cleaner is allergic to cats.
You: I don't know what this power is... but I think it might have made me Kill Mike and Megan. But Megan was such a slut!
Stranger: That's it, Mary. You need some professional help.
You: I have all the help I need. Mr. Bedside Table has been helping me.
Stranger: I have to call the cops. I can't let you run free and kill those people.
You: But... I don't want to. They'll put me away.
You: They's hurt me.
You: They won't let me talk to my friends anymore.
Stranger: I have to do this, Mary.
You: Please...
Stranger: NO, Mary.
You: But...
Stranger: No buts. This has to happen.
You: No it doesn't! I'll move far away with my household appliances and I'll never bother anyone again.
Stranger: You have to promise me not to kill again.
You: I promise. >.>
Stranger: Ok, Mary. You may leave.
You: Thank you (: :')
You have disconnected.
Stranger: Lisa?
You: No, Mary.
Stranger: Oh, Mary.
Stranger: We need to talk.
You: What.. about..
You: Have I done somthing? D:
Stranger: I know about the murders, Mary.
You: What Murders?! >.>
Stranger: Don't lie. You know exactly what I'm talking abou.
Stranger: *about.
You: I'm Sorry... I just couldn't stop. First is was Mike, he was such a dick. He annoyed me, and there was a club..
You: Then Megan. She's a slut. I used fire.
You: Please don't tell anyone!
Stranger: I have to, Mary. The cops have to know.
You: But... I'll run away!
You: They'll nevertake me alive!
Stranger: I'll help them. They will get you.
You: No! No they won't. I have powers. Crazy powers, Man!
You: I'll I'll kill you too!
Stranger: Lies! All you're telling is LIES!
You: No, I'm not! I can do things. Weird things. WIth my mind.
You: I can move things. And objects talk to me.
Stranger: You're crazy!
You: You don't understand!
You: No one does!
Stranger: Fine. Explain it to me. Make me understand.
You: Okay. Well... It's hard to explain. First my eyes hurt. Then my vision went funny.
You: Then i heard voices.
You: They got louder when i got close to things.
You: The mixer in the Kitchen likes mixing cakes more than cookies
You: And the vaccuum cleaner is allergic to cats.
You: I don't know what this power is... but I think it might have made me Kill Mike and Megan. But Megan was such a slut!
Stranger: That's it, Mary. You need some professional help.
You: I have all the help I need. Mr. Bedside Table has been helping me.
Stranger: I have to call the cops. I can't let you run free and kill those people.
You: But... I don't want to. They'll put me away.
You: They's hurt me.
You: They won't let me talk to my friends anymore.
Stranger: I have to do this, Mary.
You: Please...
Stranger: NO, Mary.
You: But...
Stranger: No buts. This has to happen.
You: No it doesn't! I'll move far away with my household appliances and I'll never bother anyone again.
Stranger: You have to promise me not to kill again.
You: I promise. >.>
Stranger: Ok, Mary. You may leave.
You: Thank you (: :')
You have disconnected.
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