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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ALRIGHT COLIN
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: It is alright
You: oh
ok
how is the sky these days
You: and the soup
Stranger: The soup is a bit cold, but the sky is blue and beautiful, just like you
You: i'm not blue. JUST PALE.
hello. i am mathilde. who are you?
Stranger: I think yhou look blue!
Stranger: I'm Fred, that's my nickname anyways.
You: microwave yourself, my ipod says. i say no! i am the right amount of paleness!
Right Said Fred?
Stranger: Yes, cuz I'm too sexy
You: for your shirt? you must be awfully cold in thjis weather.
Stranger: You look like Twilight people?
You: FUCK NO
Stranger: Do you sparkle too?
You: i like glitter though
Stranger: So you do sparkle?
You: no, i just attack other people with it. i'm too short for them to realise who it is.
Stranger: So you're like....
Stranger: A horse?
Stranger: A mini horse!
You: YOU FIGURED ME OUT
You: dammit
Stranger: What can I say?
You: my mother was a unicorn
my father, a gnome
You: from narnia.
Stranger: I'm too sexy for your smartness
You: it was cold
You: obviously so
Stranger: But the winter is over in Narnia now
You: no, we're the uk. not narnia. we're not that cool.
You: also the queen isn't aslan
Stranger: I love the UK!
You: i don't think
You: ooh
You: are you...american?
Stranger: The queen looks like Aslan
Stranger: Norwegian
You: ACE
You: you won eurovision
Stranger: Oh no
Stranger: HE CAN BUUUUURN! :(
You: oh fine
Stranger: Don't say that you like him? o.O
You: my friend is getting a little bored. she's watching me type. i should go home soon. i'll probably give you my email at the end of this bevcause uh, you're cool.
You: and no, i don't
Stranger: Good
Stranger: She is bored?
Stranger: YOU CAN'T BE BORED ON OMEGLE! o.O
Stranger: DISGRACE!
You: she's making me listen to busted
and i suppose not. too many guys to spam.
http://omeglediaries.blogspot.com
You: thayt's us.
Stranger: NB! I like caps lock
You: ME TOO.
Stranger: Busted sucks :(
You: i like that guy's eyebrows though
Stranger: Uhm, the blonde one with very dark eyebrows?
You: i don't know
but i have a guy in my maths class who looks like him
Stranger: Maybe it is him?
You: maybe. i don't know. he's very popular. i don't go to his parties though. they're filled with semi-naked girls. i'm too busy being glittery y'see. and tending to my mother, the unicorn in my shed.
Stranger: Have you been to Planet Unicorn?
You: once
You: when i was very young
Stranger: I love that place <3
You: my father disapproved, of course
Stranger: Grumpy people
You: i was fed turkish delight as punishment.
Stranger: Poor you!
You: i know.
Stranger: Are you ok?
You: i suppose
it damaged my childhood though
Stranger: At least you have a childhood
You: i shoul,d really be leaving anyjhow
soon i will have to head home to tend the goats
DON'T FUCKING RICKROLL ME, EMMA.
I AM TYPING WITH GLOVES ON. IT IS DIFFICULT.
You: byebye! you should add me though.
Stranger: Baii, I will!
You have disconnected.