post one. a story of epicness

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Lisa?
You: No, Mary.
Stranger: Oh, Mary.
Stranger: We need to talk.
You: What.. about..
You: Have I done somthing? D:
Stranger: I know about the murders, Mary.
You: What Murders?! >.>
Stranger: Don't lie. You know exactly what I'm talking abou.
Stranger: *about.
You: I'm Sorry... I just couldn't stop. First is was Mike, he was such a dick. He annoyed me, and there was a club..
You: Then Megan. She's a slut. I used fire.
You: Please don't tell anyone!
Stranger: I have to, Mary. The cops have to know.
You: But... I'll run away!
You: They'll nevertake me alive!
Stranger: I'll help them. They will get you.
You: No! No they won't. I have powers. Crazy powers, Man!
You: I'll I'll kill you too!
Stranger: Lies! All you're telling is LIES!
You: No, I'm not! I can do things. Weird things. WIth my mind.
You: I can move things. And objects talk to me.
Stranger: You're crazy!
You: You don't understand!
You: No one does!
Stranger: Fine. Explain it to me. Make me understand.
You: Okay. Well... It's hard to explain. First my eyes hurt. Then my vision went funny.
You: Then i heard voices.
You: They got louder when i got close to things.
You: The mixer in the Kitchen likes mixing cakes more than cookies
You: And the vaccuum cleaner is allergic to cats.
You: I don't know what this power is... but I think it might have made me Kill Mike and Megan. But Megan was such a slut!
Stranger: That's it, Mary. You need some professional help.
You: I have all the help I need. Mr. Bedside Table has been helping me.
Stranger: I have to call the cops. I can't let you run free and kill those people.
You: But... I don't want to. They'll put me away.
You: They's hurt me.
You: They won't let me talk to my friends anymore.
Stranger: I have to do this, Mary.
You: Please...
Stranger: NO, Mary.
You: But...
Stranger: No buts. This has to happen.
You: No it doesn't! I'll move far away with my household appliances and I'll never bother anyone again.
Stranger: You have to promise me not to kill again.
You: I promise. >.>
Stranger: Ok, Mary. You may leave.
You: Thank you (: :')
You have disconnected.