I honestly can't decide if this guy was serious or not.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: im a dude, just lettin u knwo
You: Okeydokey.
Stranger: so dont hit on me, cuz i know im a sexy perosn
Stranger: im not a piece of meat in this world.
Stranger: im a human too u knwo!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: this nice firm ass didnt get me the lambo in the driveway, ok maybe it did..but thats besides the point
You: Okay. I shall try my hardest not to molest you over the internet. It's gonna be hard keeping my cyber hands away from you/ ;)
Stranger: im human.
Stranger: put a condom on the mouse
Stranger: i dont want no viruses
You: Ahh, i cannot. It's a trackpad.
Stranger: aaaah crapp
Stranger: put a bunch of mountain dew on it
Stranger: itll kill the geww
You: IN england, no mountain dew
You: I have red bull. Will that do?
Stranger: you guys need mountain dew
You: I know. I had it once.
Stranger: maybe, how about a monster?
Stranger: red bull and vodka will make it worse
You: No vodka. Just the red bull. and it's not even real red bull. it's imitation stuff.
Stranger: damn it! its blue cow
You: "Red Zone" ;)
Stranger: ima create that drink and itll be gross.
Stranger: red zone from mountain dew?
You: I dunno :L
Stranger: Mountain dew has one called "red code"
Stranger: its really good
Stranger: how is england?
Stranger: snowing?
You: Snowing everywhere but where I live. We got the least of it :\
Stranger: where im at, we get nothing but sun rays hitting us in the face.
Stranger: what time is it out there?
You: quarter past 8.
Stranger: crap
Stranger: its 12pm here
You: oh wow.
Stranger: 8 at night?
You: yeah.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: alright pal suck one and youll be happy k.
Stranger: suck it easy
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.