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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hey wanna see my blog? it has naked webcam girls from stickam, msn
You: Sadly, I'm not interested in naked women.
You: So, no thankyou.
You: I appreciate the offer, though.
You: I'm sure if you keep trying
You: someone will want
You: to read your lovely blog.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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TEAheehee.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Tea, Winston?
Stranger: my cock is so hard, care for a ride?
You: That does not answer the question that I asked, Winston.
You: Would you like some of my tea?
Stranger: no thankyou
You: What about biscuits?
You: I have your favourite.
You: Biscuits!
Stranger: would you like some of my jism?
Stranger: ill take a biscuit but only if i can butter yours
You: We don't have butter in this house, Winston.
You: It's bead for your heart.
You: bad*
You: Now, go and get dressed.
You: We must get ready for shopping.
You: I hear that Georgina has been stealking oranges from the supermarket again.
Stranger: not before i get a blow job
You: Silly woman.
You: She can't go anywhere without urinating or stealing something.
You: And, no, Winston.
You: No blow jobs.
You: Thats not that way I roll.
Stranger: fine ill just fuck your ass
Stranger: weather u like it or not
You: No, Winston.
You: You shan't.
You: I am wearing my metal panties.
You: I got the special from the doctor after you got like this last time.
You: I WILL NOT HAVE MY ANUS BROKEN AGAIN.
Stranger: good thing i have bolt cutters
Stranger: im going to
Stranger: get over it
You: No. I refuse to let you into my pants again.
You: We must go and see to Georgina and her oranges. GET DRESSED.
Stranger: ah i just fucked u
You: Winston, you're imagining sex again, aren't you.
You: Sex don'ts work like that, dear.
Stranger: fuck you bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected

owl, cat or toad.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can we find all this in london?
You: If you know where to go go go go go
You: Go go go go go
You: Go go go go go
You: If you know where to go
Stranger: right then
You: Mmhm.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: rawr!
Stranger: rawr?
You: yes. Rawrrrr :D
Stranger: horny/
Stranger: ?
You: No. Dinosaur.
You: Herbivore?
Stranger: horny dinosaur?
You: No. Just a dinosaur.
Stranger: Dinos turn me on
You: Then you have a problem, my friend.
You have disconnected.

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What was your favorite toy to play with as a child?

Mitsy. :D

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What was your favorite book as a child?

I had this book about a Postman who had to deliver christmas cards, and you could open the envelopes and see what he was delivering. My "younger family" got hold of it and ruined it.

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What was the weirdest gift you ever received?

a tin of baby food. :L

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When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Nurse, Author, Artist, Vet, Teacher.. All those things that kids want to be. Now, I want to be a FIRETRUCK. :D

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Are you scared about tomorrow drama's lesson? ;)

YES. A LOT D:

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i'm naked. what do?

put some clothes on! fool! it's cold!

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Why are you suddenly obsessed with Tokio Hotel?

I played Monsoon on Guitar Hero and was like "I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG" and then I got a load more songs and was like omnomnom.

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Is Vanilla Ice lying when he says that he is a 'lyrical poet'?

Yes? :L

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words?

weird, obsessive, lazy.

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If you had to throw away either your TV or your computer, which would you choose?

my TV. There's TV on my computer.

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If you could go on a road trip with any person, dead or alive, who would it be and where would you go?

I would go on a trip to yorkshire pudding with the Reinbold ;)

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What's your favorite type of flower?

Brandon. ;)

No, umm, I like dasies or daffodils.

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What's the best place near you to get some ice cream?

The freezer. :D

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If he drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodca drink and he drinks a lager drink, what is the next drink that he will drink?

I believe, the next drink is a coffee drink. I think.

Of, if you're Homer Simpson "When i have to pee, I use the kitchen sink"
I SING A SONG THAT REMINDS ME I'M A URINATING GUY.

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If you got knocked down could you get up again? Are they ever gonna keep you down?

Well, I get knocked down, but I do get up again. I don't think that they're ever gonna keep me down.

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What was your favorite birthday gift?

This year? my DSi.
or my play money ;)

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Who's the funniest person you know?

Sarah. :3

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What was the worst movie you've ever seen?

GHOST TOWN.

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