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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Tea, Winston?
Stranger: my cock is so hard, care for a ride?
You: That does not answer the question that I asked, Winston.
You: Would you like some of my tea?
Stranger: no thankyou
You: What about biscuits?
You: I have your favourite.
You: Biscuits!
Stranger: would you like some of my jism?
Stranger: ill take a biscuit but only if i can butter yours
You: We don't have butter in this house, Winston.
You: It's bead for your heart.
You: bad*
You: Now, go and get dressed.
You: We must get ready for shopping.
You: I hear that Georgina has been stealking oranges from the supermarket again.
Stranger: not before i get a blow job
You: Silly woman.
You: She can't go anywhere without urinating or stealing something.
You: And, no, Winston.
You: No blow jobs.
You: Thats not that way I roll.
Stranger: fine ill just fuck your ass
Stranger: weather u like it or not
You: No, Winston.
You: You shan't.
You: I am wearing my metal panties.
You: I got the special from the doctor after you got like this last time.
You: I WILL NOT HAVE MY ANUS BROKEN AGAIN.
Stranger: good thing i have bolt cutters
Stranger: im going to
Stranger: get over it
You: No. I refuse to let you into my pants again.
You: We must go and see to Georgina and her oranges. GET DRESSED.
Stranger: ah i just fucked u
You: Winston, you're imagining sex again, aren't you.
You: Sex don'ts work like that, dear.
Stranger: fuck you bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected