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Elagabalus... again.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Do you believe in any kind of god or gods? Why?
Stranger: I believe in Science
You: Well, as a Roman Emperor you kind of have to.
Stranger: that and Cthulu
Stranger: shit, you're an emporer?
You: Yeah.
You: My name's Elagabalus.
Stranger: forgive my spelling sire
You: No problemo, dude.
Stranger: How does Cesar xompare to you?
Stranger: compare*
You: Umm, well, different times, y'know.
You: But I bet he didn't hide lions in people beds! huhuhuh random.
Stranger: Word to the wise, you're gonna want to not use so much lead in everything
Stranger: might lead to the downfall of your society
You: Uhh, okay.
Stranger: the madness it causes and whatnot
You: I get murdered at 18 anyway so not my problem ^.^
Stranger: Haha, fair enough
You: I'll just play my little pranks :D
Stranger: You could not tell them
Stranger: as revenge y'know?
You: Dude! That's a great plan.
You: I'm going to give you a gift for that, sir.
You: It's a dead dog! huhuuhuhuh I'm so random~
You: Keep in touch, yeah?
Richard III - He was a nice guy!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Did Richard III really kill his nephews, the princes in the tower?
You: No.
You: He was a nice guy.
Stranger: Who the hell knows?
You: And he runs from wasps.
Stranger: Me?
You: I know.
Stranger: Hell no.
You: There's a song.
Stranger: You?
You: He didn't have a hump
You: and his arm was alright.
Stranger: Not a fart's chance in a stiff breeze.
Stranger: Douche bag.
You: Shakespeare made stuff up.
Stranger: Get a question people can answer.
You: Tudor propaganda it's all absurd!
Stranger: Like "Do you smoke? How bout smoking these nuts??"
You: TIME TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT KING RICHARD THE THIRD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Magikarp.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Have a pokemon battle!
Stranger: um
You: Blaziken I choose you! *sends*
Stranger: I choose you, Bulbasaur!
You: Oh dude, silly move!
Stranger: argh
You: Blaziken, fire punch!
Stranger: how did my brain see fire as water
You: I don't even know. That was baad.
Stranger: bulbasaur uses 'become squirtle'
Stranger: >.>
You: Blaziken uses become Darkrai. ;)
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: unfair
Stranger: :<
You: Darkrai uses become Magikarp? :L
Stranger: squirtl uses become Magikarp
You: Magikarp uses splash!
Stranger: Magikarp uses Splash!
You: Magikarp uses splash!
Stranger: MAgikarp uses Splash!
You: Magikarp uses splash!
Stranger: MAGikarp uses Splash!
You have disconnected.
BRO FIST!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
torn between two girls. What should I do?
Stranger: Threesome.
You: That's a plan!
Stranger: *BRO FIST* Another problem solved by Omegle.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Willys.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
how big is your penis?
You: VERY
Stranger: Around 6".
Stranger: 15cm in metric.
You: I haven't measured mine. Don't have a ruler long enough.
Stranger: That's some short ass rulers you've got there.
You: Not really. Just a big willy :3
Stranger: No, still.
Stranger: They're short.
You: But my willy isn't! :D
Stranger: My condolescences.
You: I don't really have a willy. :]
Stranger: I do.
You: Congratuverylations on your willy!
Stranger: Thank you.
You: *claps*
Stranger: Words cannot express how much this means to me.
You: All the awards for your cock!
Stranger: I'd like to say thanks to my mum and my dad, it wouldn't be what it is today without them.
You have disconnected.
Elagabalus.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What would you do if you won the lottery - the BIG one (Like 40 Million)
You: ROMO LOTTERY MILLIONS.
You: IT'S PRANKTASTIC
You: YOU CAN BE AS MINTED AS ME EXCEPT NOT AS MUCH AS ME
Stranger: buy a cat
You: HUHUHUHU RANDOM.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
New Features!
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
David Bowie. Discuss.
Stranger 2: I'm david bowie
Stranger 1: HOLY SHIT
Stranger 2: what a coincidence
Stranger 1: huh....
Stranger 2: yeah check it
Stranger 1: XD
Stranger 2: GROUNNDND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
Stranger 2: see
You have disconnected.
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