Willys.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

how big is your penis?

You: VERY

Stranger: Around 6".

Stranger: 15cm in metric.

You: I haven't measured mine. Don't have a ruler long enough.

Stranger: That's some short ass rulers you've got there.

You: Not really. Just a big willy :3

Stranger: No, still.

Stranger: They're short.

You: But my willy isn't! :D

Stranger: My condolescences.

You: I don't really have a willy. :]

Stranger: I do.

You: Congratuverylations on your willy!

Stranger: Thank you.

You: *claps*

Stranger: Words cannot express how much this means to me.

You: All the awards for your cock!

Stranger: I'd like to say thanks to my mum and my dad, it wouldn't be what it is today without them.

You have disconnected.