You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I believe in Science
You: Well, as a Roman Emperor you kind of have to.
Stranger: that and Cthulu
Stranger: shit, you're an emporer?
You: Yeah.
You: My name's Elagabalus.
Stranger: forgive my spelling sire
You: No problemo, dude.
Stranger: How does Cesar xompare to you?
Stranger: compare*
You: Umm, well, different times, y'know.
You: But I bet he didn't hide lions in people beds! huhuhuh random.
Stranger: Word to the wise, you're gonna want to not use so much lead in everything
Stranger: might lead to the downfall of your society
You: Uhh, okay.
Stranger: the madness it causes and whatnot
You: I get murdered at 18 anyway so not my problem ^.^
Stranger: Haha, fair enough
You: I'll just play my little pranks :D
Stranger: You could not tell them
Stranger: as revenge y'know?
You: Dude! That's a great plan.
You: I'm going to give you a gift for that, sir.
You: It's a dead dog! huhuuhuhuh I'm so random~
You: Keep in touch, yeah?
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