Elagabalus... again.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

Do you believe in any kind of god or gods? Why?

Stranger: I believe in Science

You: Well, as a Roman Emperor you kind of have to.

Stranger: that and Cthulu

Stranger: shit, you're an emporer?

You: Yeah.

You: My name's Elagabalus.

Stranger: forgive my spelling sire

You: No problemo, dude.

Stranger: How does Cesar xompare to you?

Stranger: compare*

You: Umm, well, different times, y'know.

You: But I bet he didn't hide lions in people beds! huhuhuh random.

Stranger: Word to the wise, you're gonna want to not use so much lead in everything

Stranger: might lead to the downfall of your society

You: Uhh, okay.

Stranger: the madness it causes and whatnot

You: I get murdered at 18 anyway so not my problem ^.^

Stranger: Haha, fair enough

You: I'll just play my little pranks :D

Stranger: You could not tell them

Stranger: as revenge y'know?

You: Dude! That's a great plan.

You: I'm going to give you a gift for that, sir.

You: It's a dead dog! huhuuhuhuh I'm so random~

You: Keep in touch, yeah?

Richard III - He was a nice guy!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

Did Richard III really kill his nephews, the princes in the tower?

You: No.

You: He was a nice guy.

Stranger: Who the hell knows?

You: And he runs from wasps.

Stranger: Me?

You: I know.

Stranger: Hell no.

You: There's a song.

Stranger: You?

You: He didn't have a hump

You: and his arm was alright.

Stranger: Not a fart's chance in a stiff breeze.

Stranger: Douche bag.

You: Shakespeare made stuff up.

Stranger: Get a question people can answer.

You: Tudor propaganda it's all absurd!

Stranger: Like "Do you smoke? How bout smoking these nuts??"

You: TIME TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT KING RICHARD THE THIRD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Magikarp.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

Have a pokemon battle!

Stranger: um

You: Blaziken I choose you! *sends*

Stranger: I choose you, Bulbasaur!

You: Oh dude, silly move!

Stranger: argh

You: Blaziken, fire punch!

Stranger: how did my brain see fire as water

You: I don't even know. That was baad.

Stranger: bulbasaur uses 'become squirtle'

Stranger: >.>

You: Blaziken uses become Darkrai. ;)

Stranger: nooo

Stranger: unfair

Stranger: :<

You: Darkrai uses become Magikarp? :L

Stranger: squirtl uses become Magikarp

You: Magikarp uses splash!

Stranger: Magikarp uses Splash!

You: Magikarp uses splash!

Stranger: MAgikarp uses Splash!

You: Magikarp uses splash!

Stranger: MAGikarp uses Splash!

You have disconnected.

BRO FIST!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

torn between two girls. What should I do?

Stranger: Threesome.

You: That's a plan!

Stranger: *BRO FIST* Another problem solved by Omegle.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Willys.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

how big is your penis?

You: VERY

Stranger: Around 6".

Stranger: 15cm in metric.

You: I haven't measured mine. Don't have a ruler long enough.

Stranger: That's some short ass rulers you've got there.

You: Not really. Just a big willy :3

Stranger: No, still.

Stranger: They're short.

You: But my willy isn't! :D

Stranger: My condolescences.

You: I don't really have a willy. :]

Stranger: I do.

You: Congratuverylations on your willy!

Stranger: Thank you.

You: *claps*

Stranger: Words cannot express how much this means to me.

You: All the awards for your cock!

Stranger: I'd like to say thanks to my mum and my dad, it wouldn't be what it is today without them.

You have disconnected.

Elagabalus.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

What would you do if you won the lottery - the BIG one (Like 40 Million)

You: ROMO LOTTERY MILLIONS.

You: IT'S PRANKTASTIC

You: YOU CAN BE AS MINTED AS ME EXCEPT NOT AS MUCH AS ME

Stranger: buy a cat

You: HUHUHUHU RANDOM.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

New Features!

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

David Bowie. Discuss.

Stranger 2: I'm david bowie

Stranger 1: HOLY SHIT

Stranger 2: what a coincidence

Stranger 1: huh....

Stranger 2: yeah check it

Stranger 1: XD

Stranger 2: GROUNNDND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

Stranger 2: see

You have disconnected.