Richard III - He was a nice guy!

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Question to discuss:

Did Richard III really kill his nephews, the princes in the tower?

You: No.

You: He was a nice guy.

Stranger: Who the hell knows?

You: And he runs from wasps.

Stranger: Me?

You: I know.

Stranger: Hell no.

You: There's a song.

Stranger: You?

You: He didn't have a hump

You: and his arm was alright.

Stranger: Not a fart's chance in a stiff breeze.

Stranger: Douche bag.

You: Shakespeare made stuff up.

Stranger: Get a question people can answer.

You: Tudor propaganda it's all absurd!

Stranger: Like "Do you smoke? How bout smoking these nuts??"

You: TIME TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT KING RICHARD THE THIRD

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