I felt that was a good place to end it, my Pirate Talk was starting to go downhill.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Argh!
You: Oi, you. I boarded ye ship, and I demant te' speak to the Cap'n!
Stranger: Hi ;]
You: O, Now ye show yer face. Argh.
Stranger: what ?;DD
You: What ye be wantin' to yap abaout, ye scallywag?
Stranger: where are u from?
You: I be not from nowhere, lass or lad, whatever ye be. I sail the seven seas aboard me ship lookin' for trasures to take for me keepin'
Stranger: Im lass
Stranger: ;p
You: Argh, and a pretty lass ye be too.
Stranger: u boy or girl?
You: I be a man. And a manly one at that, yargh!
Stranger: so how old are u?;p
You: I be 20 years young, and married ot the sea herself.
Stranger: i see..
You: Yargh. I only see from one eye.
Stranger: and u havent one leg?:D
You: Yargh, I have both me legs, but one is a tad creaky after my ship crashed into the shallows of an island.
You: I fell down, y'see.
You: Waaayy down.
You: Down some stairs.
You have disconnected.