You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: whats up
You: the sky
You: is
You: up
You: you
You: cretin
You: VOWELS.
Stranger: in sociology class
You: APOSTROPHES EVEN
Stranger: mad boring
You: i want to do psychology
You: not
You: sociology
Stranger: sociology is alright
You: my name is mathilde. i don't like sociology.
Stranger: were learing about deviance and crimes
You: yeah well psychology you can figure out criminals.
You: i like you. you're more interesting than the other bumders on here.
Stranger: hahahha im a dude
You: WAIT WHY ARE YOU ON THIS DURING CLASS
Stranger: cause im bored
You: and i'm a girl. i worked out that you were a boy.
Stranger: and its a college they dont give a shit
You: psychology. human behaviour analysis. geddit?
You: i'm in england. they're not goffick here. they give shits i think.
Stranger: hahahha true true
Stranger: do u know were im from? ms psychology
You: college. so. if you're english, you're...16/17/18? american, i don't know, i don't know what the fuck that school system works on. i'm 15. i'm very interesting. you should talk to me.
Stranger: im 18 and american
Stranger: my freshman year in school
You: "way to toot your own horn reinbold"
i confess, my friend and i are on this as a joke. i genuinely find you interesting though.
and fuck.
i don't know anything about america. went there for a week.
Stranger: thats cool america is pretty sick
Stranger: its alot of funb
Stranger: im going to europe this up comming summer
You: the uk is a letdown. they promised tea. instead, i get coffee. bollocks to that.
Stranger: hahahaa
Stranger: what kind of bands do u like
You: i like everything. honestly. i like imogen heap. she's pretty ace. and...mumford & sons. anyway, i have to go now, my friend's getting bored. you should totally email me or something though.
bye mr sociology :-)
You have disconnected.
Monday, 11 January 2010
miss reinbold's sociology boy ;)
Labels:
bumder,
class,
goffick,
human behaviour,
interesting,
psychology,
shit,
sociology
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