You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 'lo bob
Stranger: hey
Stranger: from?
You: alaskaaaa
You: where the sea lions rule
You: with an iron paw
Stranger: wow
You: CLUNK
You: you killed a fish
You: goddammit
You: fish and chips, guv'nor?
You: A DINGO ATE MY BABY
Stranger: hahaha
You: streuth.
Stranger: i'm from indonesia
You: wonderful (;
Stranger: yup
You: are there unicorns?
You: i've been searching all over
You: but dammit
You: nothing
Stranger: nope unicorns but only Rhinoceros sondaicus
You: rhinos are just fat unicorns.
You: apologies for my friend
You: SHE DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE SEA LIONS AND UNICORNS
Stranger: Javan Rhinoceros
You: personally i believe we should shun her
You: discuss.
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FRIEND? WE'RE THE SAME PERSON. HAM
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