You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: asl?
You: Yeah, okay.
Stranger: Hi
You: Sixteen, Female from England.
Stranger: 17, m, finland
Stranger: how dou look?
Stranger: ?
You: I'm very pale. I have long black hair with red tips and purple bits. I'm a goff. I'm wearing a low cut corsetty shirt with baggy pants that say MCR all over them and I'm wearing lots of makeup and red lipstick.
You: Also, I'm a vampire.
Stranger: do you have a pussy?
You: I have a thingy, yeah.
Stranger: arrombada?
You: i dont know aht they means.
Stranger: forget
You: you could put your thingy in mine and we can HAVE SEX and dumblydore will be there.
Stranger: do you have msn
Stranger: ?
You: No.
Stranger: entao vai come seu pai
Stranger: e mete o a sua thingy nele
Stranger: otario
You: I'm at hogwarts. Hogwarts only allows omegle because it's full of piser preps.
You: poser*
Stranger: meen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wednesday, 13 January 2010
Oh Enoby, how I wish I was you. Or not...
Labels:
dirty pervert,
dumblydore,
Enoby,
Hogwarts,
My Immortal,
Poser Preps,
pussy
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